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Joke of the Day
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
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"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."
"I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative."
"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage."
"Just found $4 on the ground. Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share"
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."
"I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."
"Screw your Twitter Crushes and Twitter Husbands and Twitter Nemeses. I want a Twitter Penguin. I want a pet penguin, but only on Twitter."