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Joke of the Day
"It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies."
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"What did the testicle say to the other testicle? ""Between you and me, I think something's up."" I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!"
"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"
"There aren't enough hours in the day to put off the things I don't want to do"
"What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!"
"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""
"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."
"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"
"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."