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Joke of the Day

"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."

"If they crossover the stories of King Midas and Oedipus... It'll be pure motherfucking gold!"

"aw, the tsa confiscated my toothpaste before my flight. looks like i'm brushing my teeth with all these knives and gunpowder instead"

"Why are gay prostitutes so expensive in China? Because there aren't any free erections."

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"

"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"