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Joke of the Day
"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"
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"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts and the other is used for stunning cunts."
"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."
"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."
"I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people"
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"