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Joke of the Day
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
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"Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can't turn it down."
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
"Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99"
"Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes"
"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."
"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."
"If you are reading this, you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"