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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if an Italian person is mute? When you see he has no hands."
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"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"
"Your mum's so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws."
"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."
"Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist."
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"
"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"
"Why can't you hear rabbits having sex in the woods? They have cotton balls!"