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Joke of the Day
"""It's 5 o'clock somewhere."" - a shitty watch."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"
"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"
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"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."
"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."
"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
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"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, ""Are you worried about mad cow disease?"" ""Not at all,"" says the other, ""I'm a helicopter."""