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Joke of the Day

"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."

"The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter."

"So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'."

"A Man lived in a square and lured animals for living. He called this chapter of his life as incubator."

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."

"Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?"

"A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified."

"Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."

"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."