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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says:""We don't serve your kind in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"My son has just earned his first boy scout award for 'video gaming'. I guess the next ones will be for 'social ineptitude' & 'pale skin'."

"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."

"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"

"Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority? Because he prefers Dick's."

"How do I take my coffee? Uh..Orally. Why? How do you take it? Freak."

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."

"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."