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Joke of the Day
"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
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"After my fourth failed relationship, my friend tells me 'keep your head up, these girls come and go, but you'll find someone for you', but deep down i know... Girls don't just come and go... I do."
"What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer."
"I dropped my iPhone under the bed once so I get it, moms that lift cars off their babies, I get it."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."
"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """
"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"
"If at first you don't succeed... Well, there goes your skydiving career."
"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."