197237

Joke of the Day

"Wish there was a way to take all of these people commenting on the internet and make them useful."

"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."

"God made us all different. But when He got to China He thought...to hell with it... Copy, paste, copy, paste"

"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"

"*saves baby from burning building* ""How can I ever repay you?!"" Favstar in the bio ""Oh I don't have Twi-"" *returns baby to burning building*"

"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"

"Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."

"I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'... So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall."

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."