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Joke of the Day

"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper. What will they call her in 2017? Madam President."

"What do I get when u heat up sour cream? Just cream, it's not sour. -told me to by a friend. AP"

"What's the hardest part about eating your vegetables? Digesting the wheelchair."

"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."

"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."

"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"