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Joke of the Day
"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"
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"They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect."
"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"
"When life gets hard you have to grasp it. When it comes you have to take it on the chin."
"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."
"What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline? To get to the other side!"
"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."
"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."