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Joke of the Day

"What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2"

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"

"If you have sex with a girl on Monday then your boy has sex with her on Tuesday, did he retweet her vagina?"

"I'm not saying I hate you but if you were on fire I'd bring sticks and marshmallows."

"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"

"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."

"So there I was... ...balls deep in a man's ass. He turns around and asks ""Hey, can I have a reach-around?"" So I asked, ""What are you, gay?"""

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"""Ugh, it's so dark!"" *shivers* ""And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!"" - Larry, the worst astronaut"

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"