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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."

"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"

"An architect is inspecting a bridge... When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: ""The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"""

"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"

"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."

"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"

"A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road... She was cited for littering."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"*Hits rock bottom. *Receives welcome basket from Twitter."

"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""