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Joke of the Day

"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"

"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"

"Boss: Dan why is your hand raised? Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?"

"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."

"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"

"What do you call gay Jewish people? REAL FRUIT JEWS xD"

"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."