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Joke of the Day

"An architect is inspecting a bridge... When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: ""The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"""

"Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook."

"How do you know when it is bedtime at a pedophile's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me?"

"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."

"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."