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"*Hits rock bottom. *Receives welcome basket from Twitter."
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"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."
"BRAKING NEWS ... A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
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