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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"

"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."

"The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time."

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"[bum holds his hand out] ""can I have some change?"" change comes from within ""thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"""

"You are so ugly, when people see you.. ..staring at yourself in the mirror for a long time , they don't think you are a narcissist but automatically assume you have Body dysmorphic disorder.."