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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
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"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"
"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""
"phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget"
"Friendzone at its' best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she'll say ""I think we are good as friends"""
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
"Why don't black people dream? The last black man to have a dream got shot."
"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."
"Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field."
"Raise your right arm before you click. *tickle tickle tickle*"