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Joke of the Day

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore."

"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."

"What did music tell the pancakes? B flat."

"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini? Olive or Twist."