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Joke of the Day

"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."

"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."

"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"

"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."

"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"

"Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*"

"Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars."