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Joke of the Day

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !"

"When I was young, I thought girls didn't poop Now I realize they're all full of shit"

"I don't know if laughter is the ""best"" medicine, but I do like that it doesn't have a $35 co-pay."

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich."

"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian? A car thief who can't drive"

"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."