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Joke of the Day
"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
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"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it had no porpoise in life."
"You got to hand it to blind prostitutes..."
"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."
"Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%"
"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"
"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("
"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."
"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"