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Joke of the Day

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."

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"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Edit: lol it flaired accurately"
"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"
"has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life"
"If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on..."
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"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""