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Joke of the Day

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"Thank you for defining the word 'many' for me. It means a lot."

"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"

"It was nice of Apple to invent a mirror I can send emails with."

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"

"""Comedians"" don't RT because? A. Their tweets are pure gold. B. This is just a joke-tryout site. C. They know we're all funnier than them."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""

"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""