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Joke of the Day

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"

"For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber."

"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"