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Joke of the Day
"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
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"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."
"In china, tried Donkey meat yesterday.... It tasted like ass."
"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"
"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."
"An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true."
"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."