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"LOL jokes What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
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"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? GayLick"
"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."
"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."
"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."
"People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor... They go to the cinemas."
"Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am."""