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Joke of the Day
"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"
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"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""
"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"You know you're a total loser when your controversial political post gets zero likes or comments on Facebook."
"A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom. He asks, ""How long have you been down there?"" The Indian replies: ""Many moons."""
"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."
"I got banned from B&Q in Glasgow today Some cunt came up to me in an orange apron and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in."
"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."
"[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually... Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic."