201974

Joke of the Day

"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."

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"Jesus would be a great porn star. His second cumming is biblical in proportion."
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"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"
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"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""