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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
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"If the headline just read ""Kanye West Acts Like a Shithead,"" news sites could reuse it over and over again."
"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."
"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""
"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"
"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
"My girlfriend broke the news that she's pregnant I responded, ""Congrats, now you have something to remember me by."""
"How did the Roman cut his hair? Caesar"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big."
"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"