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Joke of the Day
"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."
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"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."
"Bill Clinton has been battling the same illness for 17 years. Pneumonica."
"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."
"What's the only thing worse than asbestos? Asworstos."
"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like if you were a meth addict."
"A Mexican man goes to the dentists. Dentist: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have tooth decay. Mexican: Tooth dewhat?"
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."