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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."
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"What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea"
"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."
"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."
"No one in traffic ever catches me eatin boogers cause u all textin and drivin"
"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way....."
"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."
"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"