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Joke of the Day
"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"
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"What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave? Namaste"
"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"
"I am a very kind and honest person. if I see an old lady trying to cross a street... ...I will tell her she is old."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny. Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk"
"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"I got prescribed an antifungal... ... and now my girlfriend won't come near me."