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Joke of the Day

"Waiter waiter there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir it's the fly's day off."

"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"

"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"

"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"What do a pizza guy and a gynecologist have in common? They both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."

"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."