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Joke of the Day
"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."
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"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""
"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."
"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."
"I walked up to my 9yo and said, ""How goes it?"" He looks up at me and says, ""God is history's greatest serial killer."""
"My homemade bread turned out very well, kneadless to say."
"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."
"Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?"
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."