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Joke of the Day

"I want to believe Pistorius...... ... But it's pretty clear his argument doesn't have a leg to stand on"

"Can't afford Sea World, so I took my kid to a fish market. Me: 'Shhh, they're asleep' 'Mom, they're breaded' Me: 'That's their blankie'"

"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."

"Two black men jumped off the building. Who reached the ground first? Noone cares."

"Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high."

"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"

"Did you hear about the constipated Jew? He couldn't shit."

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"

"What's the best cure to a bad hangover? A good personality"