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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."

"When I send someone email instructions that end with ""Let me know if you have trouble,"" I'm really saying, ""Let me know if you're an idiot."""

"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""

"French People and France When god created France it was beautiful, and great. The rest of the world was so jeaulous...so to make it equal god created French People."

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."

"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""

"[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow."