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Joke of the Day

"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."

"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"

"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"

"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"

"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."

"All men approve of premarital sex...until they have a daughter."

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""