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Joke of the Day

"There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash."

"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."

"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of Omega-3 tablets the other day. Everything is OK; it was just a super fish oil wound."

"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."

"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."

"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."