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Joke of the Day

"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."

"What do you call an old snowman? Water."

"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"

"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"

"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"

"There are two things a true man never chases... His liquor nor his women."

"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."