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Joke of the Day

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"

"What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I'll just show myself out..."

"An employee and her boss are having sex. Boss: Do you want to change positions? Employee: Uh yeah. Can I be the Assistant Manager?"

"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"

"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"

"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"

"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."

"Let me in, Let me in, Let me in! I need to go back out again!-My Dog!"