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Joke of the Day
"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."
Next Joke
"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"
"I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent"
"Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked."
"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."
"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."