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Joke of the Day

"[Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!"

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it."

"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."

"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"

"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"My boss just asked if I'm illiterate, which is offensive because I know exactly who my father is."