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Joke of the Day

"This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks. I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it."

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."

"Black ice is just like regular ice... Except it's a better dancer..."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."