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Joke of the Day
"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."
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"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
"My ex broke up with me because she wanted a man with a 9inch penis :(... ... and there was no way I was cutting two inches off."
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy."
"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"
"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""
"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""