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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion"
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"Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish."
"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"
"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"
"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"
"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."
"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""
"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."