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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy walks up to his dad... A Jewish boy walks up to his dad and says ""hey dad! Can I borrow fifty dollars? His dad says ""forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Something interesting on the late Ms. Dawn Brancheau *DARK* Did you hear her eyes were blue? Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way.."

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Iv got an ear infucktion. Better assk again."

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."

"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"Great! My hot neighbor Karen just saw me in the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket! Now she's gonna know I shit!"

"7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think."