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Joke of the Day
"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"
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"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"
"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."
"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""
"What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN"
"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."
"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"A man was eaten when he attempted to tell a joke directly to a crocodile's mouth. He didn't live to tell the tail."
"I loved church when i was little, but what i hated was all the standing up, and sitting down and kneeling I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me already."