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Joke of the Day

"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."

"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"

"What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand? Cuatros Cincos"

"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"

"Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings? De Beers"

"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."

"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."

"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"

"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."