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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"
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"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."
"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"
"Well well well... looks like someone put on some weight again. ~ my pants right now"
"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"
"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."
"I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it ""Game of Thrones""."
"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."